I fear a new jewelry category was discovered today – and not in a good way.
Shock Jock, Howard Stern, hosted the highly anticipated‘Best Mistress’ pageant where three of Tiger Woods’ many conquests competed for a $75,000 cash prize and a coveted black diamond ‘Mistress Ring’.
It’s never dull, folks.
The Mistress Ring is actually pretty awesome – featuring a 3.5-carat round black diamond surrounded by a half-carat of white diamonds – designed by Philadelphia’s Steven Singer Jewelers.The value remains undisclosed but the novelty of the endeavor? Priceless.
The pageant took place earlier today and was so popular the Howard Stern website crashed due to increased volume.But never fear! The ladies’ 15 minutes of fame was duly extended.
Contestants included Jaimee Grubbs (mistress #2 for those of you keeping count), cocktail waitress Jamie Jungers (mistress #4) and call girl Loredana Jolie Ferriolo (mistress #10).
And the winner? Jaimee Jungers was crowned Miss Mistress after receiving votes from three of the four judges – Gary, AshleyMadison.com (the site that caters to married people looking for affairs), CEO Noel Biederman and Howard.
What do you guys think of the new jewelry category? Are entitled sports heroes and corrupt politicians now held to a higher standard by their one-night-stands? Are black diamonds the new black sheep of the jewelry world? Say it ain’t so!